Everything it does.
Nothing it does not.

Every card on this page is something the app does today, on the founder’s own phones, every night. What is coming is at the end, marked as coming and not priced.

The Farmero app on Autopilot: two iPhones on smart plans, 24 of 28 blocks done today, the next block at 10:54 PM
Autopilot. Every phone on its own plan; the night’s blocks, posts and what is next.
The Farmero app's Posts screen: Compose, with every Instagram, TikTok and YouTube account listed by phone, ready to fan a clip across
Posts. Compose once, pick the accounts, watch the queue, manage each account’s pool.

Publishing.
Through the real apps.

Posts to TikTok, Instagram and YouTube

On the real apps, on your own phone — no API, no emulator, no cloud phone. It opens the app, composes, and taps Post the way you would.

Real taps on real glass

Confirms a post is live

Before it calls a post done, it checks the account's own profile or channel for the new tile. A post that never landed is never counted.

Checked on the profile

One clip, every account you pick

Drop a clip once, tick the accounts, and it fans out across them — each on its own card, free to edit before it sends.

Fan-out

Warns before a repeat

The same clip heading to the same platform twice is the thing that gets noticed. It tells you before it happens.

Same clip · same platform

Settings that stick

Per-post settings — who can view, comments, the caption's paragraphs — are applied on the phone and read back. A setting it cannot actually apply is refused, not faked.

Refuses what it cannot apply

Warming.
New accounts ease in.

A ramp you set in days

A fresh login spends the days you choose in the feed — scrolling, the occasional like — before it publishes anything. Then it joins the calendar at the volume you chose.

Scroll · Like · Rest · Then post

Eight accounts per iPhone

It switches between the accounts signed in on a phone itself, proves it landed on the right one, and only then acts.

Switched automatically

Paced like a person

Time in the feed, a like now and then, gaps between posts you set per account. Nothing fires in bursts.

Post gap per account

Delivery.
Over the cable.

Clips reach the phone over USB

A clip on your Mac is on the phone in about eleven seconds over the cable. The cloud route took twenty-five.

11 s over the cable

Cloud fallback

A phone with no cable can still receive a clip through a signed link — the one time a clip leaves your Mac, and only to reach your own phone.

Only when there is no cable

The camera roll is cleaned up

Once a post is confirmed, the delivered clip is removed from the phone. Nothing piles up.

Delivered · Posted · Removed

Reliability.
It stops rather than guesses.

Stops when it cannot tell where it is

If an app redesigns, a dialog appears, or a phone hangs, it does not tap blind. It stops, and says so.

Fail closed

Resumes after a crash

A phone dropping off the cable or a Mac restarting does not lose the night. It picks up where it was.

Resumes where it was

Reports the night

What posted, what did not, and what it refused to do rather than guess at — on the Mac, and to Telegram or ntfy if you switch that on.

Posted · Did not · Refused

Ownership.
Your Mac, your phones, your logins.

Nothing leaves your Mac

No account names, passwords, content or analytics go anywhere. What leaves: clips, when a phone has no cable; and a licence check carrying the machine id.

Your logins stay on your phone

Three Macs per licence

Move it to another Mac any time — deactivate one from its Account page and activate the next.

Deactivate · Activate

A signed, notarised Mac app

Downloaded from farmero.co, opened like any Mac app, updated in place. Your iPhone runs a small runner signed with your own Apple ID or developer key.

macOS 14+ · iOS 17–26 · Xcode once

Coming.
Not priced, not promised.

  • X and LinkedIn
  • Carousels and sound selection
  • Queueing from a phone

Every “soon” on this site is marked and unpriced. A plan buys what is above, today.

Ready when you are

The phones are already
on your desk.

Seven days free, no card. Wire one phone tonight and let tomorrow’s posts go out on their own.

hello@farmero.co